<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny attacks - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny attacks - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:08 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>Dog Attacks own leg</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4905/Dog-Attacks-own-leg.html</link><description>This dogs leg has a mind of its own. Not only that. The dog is completely retarded. watch how he bites his leg!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4905/Dog-Attacks-own-leg.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4905.jpg</image><media:title>Dog Attacks own leg</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/4905.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="41" height="640" width="480" /><media:description>This dogs leg has a mind of its own. Not only that. The dog is completely retarded. watch how he bites his leg!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>dog,attacks,own,leg</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4905.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Super Fast Cat Attacks - Jedi Ninja Cat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76616/Super-Fast-Cat-Attacks-Jedi-Ninja-Cat.html</link><description>Wow, this moggy would be a match even for a youthful Yoda. Just check out his speed, faster than a speeding bullet strapped to a Formula 1 car being launched into space. 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