<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny dont - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny dont - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:46:57 -0400</pubDate><title>Dont Ya Wish your girlfriend was hot like me</title><link>http://www.abum.com/65326/Dont-Ya-Wish-your-girlfriend-was-hot-like-me.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-65326/Dont-Ya-Wish-your-girlfriend-was-hot-like-me.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65326.jpg</image><media:title>Dont Ya Wish your girlfriend was hot like me</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/65326.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="218" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Wish,your,girlfriend,was,hot,like</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65326.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dont Mess With Japanese Schoolgirls</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73437/Dont-Mess-With-Japanese-Schoolgirls.html</link><description>I suppose in Japan being a school girl is an occupational hazard, you don&#039;t know what deranged pervert will leap out at you. You&#039;ve got Pedobear lurking about as well, so best to get tooled up, and where better place to put your weapon?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73437/Dont-Mess-With-Japanese-Schoolgirls.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73437.jpg</image><media:title>Dont Mess With Japanese Schoolgirls</media:title><media:description>I suppose in Japan being a school girl is an occupational hazard, you don&#039;t know what deranged pervert will leap out at you. 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They might want to re-visit this..</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67811/Dont-Pee-on-Electric-Fence.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67811.jpg</image><media:title>Dont Pee on Electric Fence</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67811.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="464" width="348" /><media:description>I remember seeing an episode of Myth Busters saying nothing can happen to you if you pee on an electric fence.  They might want to re-visit this..</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Pee,Electric,Fence</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67811.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>They Don&#039;t Take No Crap</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68479/They-Don-t-Take-No-Crap.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68479/They-Don-t-Take-No-Crap.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68479.jpg</image><media:title>They Don&#039;t Take No Crap</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>They,Dont,Take,Crap</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68479.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Tow My Car!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68072/Don-t-Tow-My-Car.html</link><description>This dude climbs up on the driver side door trying to get the repo man to stop. I think the repo man squirts him with some foreign fluid through the window too, and gets the poor dude in the face with it.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68072/Don-t-Tow-My-Car.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68072.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Tow My Car!</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/68072.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="450" width="338" /><media:description>This dude climbs up on the driver side door trying to get the repo man to stop. I think the repo man squirts him with some foreign fluid through the window too, and gets the poor dude in the face with it.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Tow,Car</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68072.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Play With Horses. EVER!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92225/Don-t-Play-With-Horses-EVER.html</link><description>If you are a horse-lover like this girl, then playing with an animal that weighs about a ton means you really have to be careful.  DAMN, that must have hurt!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92225/Don-t-Play-With-Horses-EVER.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92225.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Play With Horses. EVER!</media:title><media:description>If you are a horse-lover like this girl, then playing with an animal that weighs about a ton means you really have to be careful.  DAMN, that must have hurt!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Play,With,Horses,EVER</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92225.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Celebrities Say Dont Vote</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67793/Celebrities-Say-Dont-Vote.html</link><description>A star studded Public Service Announcement reminding everyone about next months election.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67793/Celebrities-Say-Dont-Vote.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67793.jpg</image><media:title>Celebrities Say Dont Vote</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67793.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="285" height="320" width="182" /><media:description>A star studded Public Service Announcement reminding everyone about next months election.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Celebrities,Say,Dont,Vote</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67793.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Play With Horses</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86937/Don-t-Play-With-Horses.html</link><description>If you are a horse-lover like this girl, then playing with an animal that weighs about a ton means you really have to be careful. REALLY. It&#039;s all fun and games until the horse gets a little too carried away. DAMN, that must have hurt!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86937/Don-t-Play-With-Horses.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86937.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Play With Horses</media:title><media:description>If you are a horse-lover like this girl, then playing with an animal that weighs about a ton means you really have to be careful. REALLY. It&#039;s all fun and games until the horse gets a little too carried away. 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Yet.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84372/I-Don-t-Even.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84372.jpg</image><media:title>I Don&#039;t Even...</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/84372.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="24" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Something&#039;s going on here, what that exactly is, well, that&#039;s a anyone&#039;s guess but some strange god is smiling on these people. My guess is that they need to take more drugs because whatever it is they&#039;re on, it&#039;s not working. Yet.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Even</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84372.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Be A Dick!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92718/Don-t-Be-A-Dick.html</link><description>Richard Branson, shame on ye. The self-made ker-squillionaire and ex-hippy flower child has been acting like a hypocrite selling tickets to SeaWorld through his business Virgin Holidays—and he says he’s a fan of the orcas and the animals of the underwater kingdom.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92718/Don-t-Be-A-Dick.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92718.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Be A Dick!</media:title><media:description>Richard Branson, shame on ye. The self-made ker-squillionaire and ex-hippy flower child has been acting like a hypocrite selling tickets to SeaWorld through his business Virgin Holidays—and he says he’s a fan of the orcas and the animals of the underwater kingdom.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Dick</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92718.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Mess with Mantis</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83804/Don-t-Mess-with-Mantis.html</link><description>Damn nature you scary. Just imagine this thing if it was the size of a small animal, it would be absolutely terrifying. It&#039;s pretty terrifying as it is, so let&#039;s just be grateful that Mother Nature kept most insects in a moderate size.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83804/Don-t-Mess-with-Mantis.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83804.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Mess with Mantis</media:title><media:description>Damn nature you scary. Just imagine this thing if it was the size of a small animal, it would be absolutely terrifying. 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Peter Butterman deserves some kind of medal for services to awesome.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86799/Quitting-Jobs-I-Don-t-Have-Prank.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86799.jpg</image><media:title>Quitting Jobs I Don&#039;t Have Prank</media:title><media:description>Oh LOL, this is such a great idea that we should all stop what we&#039;re doing immediately and go out into the cities we live in and try this out. Peter Butterman deserves some kind of medal for services to awesome.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Quitting,Jobs,Dont,Have,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86799.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t I Know You?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89198/Don-t-I-Know-You.html</link><description>If you ever wanted to get schooled in the fine art of convincing complete strangers that they know you, then look no further than the master, Ed Bassmaster. He can also teach your grandmother to suck eggs, for a small fee.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89198/Don-t-I-Know-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89198.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t I Know You?</media:title><media:description>If you ever wanted to get schooled in the fine art of convincing complete strangers that they know you, then look no further than the master, Ed Bassmaster. He can also teach your grandmother to suck eggs, for a small fee.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Know,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89198.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>DON&#039;T Touch The Snake!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93242/DON-T-Touch-The-Snake.html</link><description>I bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don&#039;t you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93242/DON-T-Touch-The-Snake.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93242.jpg</image><media:title>DON&#039;T Touch The Snake!</media:title><media:description>I bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don&#039;t you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>DONT,Touch,The,Snake</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93242.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>DON&#039;T Touch The Snake!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94262/DON-T-Touch-The-Snake.html</link><description>I bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don&#039;t you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94262/DON-T-Touch-The-Snake.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94262.jpg</image><media:title>DON&#039;T Touch The Snake!</media:title><media:description>I bet you wanna touch it, you DO, don&#039;t you. Trouble is it will try to eat you if you are dumb enough to offer it your hand! Still wanna pet it?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>DONT,Touch,The,Snake</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94262.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Mess with Momma Squirrel</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85044/Don-t-Mess-with-Momma-Squirrel.html</link><description>Never come between a mother and her kid, just ask this dog. One minute he&#039;s barking up the wrong tree then next he&#039;s feeling the vengeance of a mother&#039;s love, then like that! She&#039;s gone, back up the tree to mock the dog with her brood.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85044/Don-t-Mess-with-Momma-Squirrel.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85044.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Mess with Momma Squirrel</media:title><media:description>Never come between a mother and her kid, just ask this dog. One minute he&#039;s barking up the wrong tree then next he&#039;s feeling the vengeance of a mother&#039;s love, then like that! She&#039;s gone, back up the tree to mock the dog with her brood.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Mess,with,Momma,Squirrel</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85044.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chinese People Don&#039;t Understand Sex = FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/72700/Chinese-People-Don-t-Understand-Sex-FAIL.html</link><description>If China have an overpopulation problem then they won&#039;t have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It&#039;s taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :(</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72700/Chinese-People-Don-t-Understand-Sex-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72700.jpg</image><media:title>Chinese People Don&#039;t Understand Sex = FAIL!</media:title><media:description>If China have an overpopulation problem then they won&#039;t have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. 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