<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:10 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Floor Hockey Skill</title><link>http://www.abum.com/16057/Floor-Hockey-Skill.html</link><description>This guy is pretty amazing with that stick and puck!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-16057/Floor-Hockey-Skill.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16057.jpg</image><media:title>Floor Hockey Skill</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/16057.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="34" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This guy is pretty amazing with that stick and puck!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>ball,floor,hockey,stick</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16057.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><title>Failed Backflip</title><link>http://www.abum.com/23343/Failed-Backflip.html</link><description>This didn&#039;t go as expected, and the thud from her head is a good indication.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-23343/Failed-Backflip.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23343.jpg</image><media:title>Failed Backflip</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/23343.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="14" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This didn&#039;t go as expected, and the thud from her head is a good indication.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>floor,head,hit,hurt,smack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/23343.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:25:51 -0400</pubDate><title>Thick Booty on the floor</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64811/Thick-Booty-on-the-floor.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64811/Thick-Booty-on-the-floor.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64811.jpg</image><media:title>Thick Booty on the floor</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64811.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="124" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Thick,Booty,the,floor</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64811.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>Milk Mess</title><link>http://www.abum.com/24155/Milk-Mess.html</link><description>What the hell is going on here?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-24155/Milk-Mess.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/24155.jpg</image><media:title>Milk Mess</media:title><media:description>What the hell is going on here?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>drink,floor,kitchen,milk,spill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/24155.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2074/WARNING-The-Floor-is-Horny.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg</image><media:title>WARNING!!!  The Floor is Horny</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>warning,floor,horny</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2074.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Drunk dude pisses in the kitchen, doesn&#039;t realize where he is</title><link>http://www.abum.com/57696/Drunk-dude-pisses-in-the-kitchen-doesn-t-realize-where-he-is.html</link><description>Wow, you have to be pretty damn drunk to do this</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-57696/Drunk-dude-pisses-in-the-kitchen-doesn-t-realize-where-he-is.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57696.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk dude pisses in the kitchen, doesn&#039;t realize where he is</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/57696.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="37" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Wow, you have to be pretty damn drunk to do this</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>piss,kitchen,floor,wasted</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57696.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>Floods Suck</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18820/Floods-Suck.html</link><description>Worse than spilling a soda in the car</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18820/Floods-Suck.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18820.jpg</image><media:title>Floods Suck</media:title><media:description>Worse than spilling a soda in the car</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>car,floor,sink,water</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18820.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:00:05 -0400</pubDate><title>Nice Shoes</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18078/Nice-Shoes.html</link><description>Just gets right in the down and dirty, doesn&#039;t he?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18078/Nice-Shoes.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18078.jpg</image><media:title>Nice Shoes</media:title><media:description>Just gets right in the down and dirty, doesn&#039;t he?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>floor,photo,shoes</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18078.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>David Hasselhoff Drunk out of his mind</title><link>http://www.abum.com/55484/David-Hasselhoff-Drunk-out-of-his-mind.html</link><description>The Hoff comes home after a hard night, and can&#039;t even get up to a table to get some chow. 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