<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny telephone - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny telephone - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 00:00:55 -0400</pubDate><title>Call For Help</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8341/Call-For-Help.html</link><description>I think it&#039;s up to the last one</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8341/Call-For-Help.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8341.jpg</image><media:title>Call For Help</media:title><media:description>I think it&#039;s up to the last one</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>fall,telephone,tumble</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8341.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Hold that thing up, don&#039;t let it fall!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63161/Hold-that-thing-up-don-t-let-it-fall.html</link><description>That is either one really strong man, or one really stupid man.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63161/Hold-that-thing-up-don-t-let-it-fall.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63161.jpg</image><media:title>Hold that thing up, don&#039;t let it fall!</media:title><media:description>That is either one really strong man, or one really stupid man.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>pole,hold,telephone,tip,fall</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63161.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Watery telephone doesn&#039;t work well for calls</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62917/Watery-telephone-doesn-t-work-well-for-calls.html</link><description>Well, unless you&#039;re a fish, of course.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62917/Watery-telephone-doesn-t-work-well-for-calls.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62917.jpg</image><media:title>Watery telephone doesn&#039;t work well for calls</media:title><media:description>Well, unless you&#039;re a fish, of course.</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>telephone,booth,fish,tank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62917.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Bad Place for a Pole</title><link>http://www.abum.com/36558/Bad-Place-for-a-Pole.html</link><description>You&#039;d think they could have put the pole another 10 feet the other direction</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-36558/Bad-Place-for-a-Pole.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36558.jpg</image><media:title>Bad Place for a Pole</media:title><media:description>You&#039;d think they could have put the pole another 10 feet the other direction</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>driveway,middle,pole,telephone</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36558.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2005 00:00:09 -0500</pubDate><title>Car Vs Telephone wire</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2177/Car-Vs-Telephone-wire.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2177/Car-Vs-Telephone-wire.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2177.jpg</image><media:title>Car Vs Telephone wire</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>car,telephone,wire</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2177.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Lady Gaga - Telephone (CHATROULETTE VERSION)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74764/Lady-Gaga-Telephone-CHATROULETTE-VERSION.html</link><description>Well there&#039;s no denying this guy&#039;s a freak, but the people watching him should be grateful he&#039;s not rubbing his weiner at the same time. 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