<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny christ - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny christ - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>My Jesus Christ Humps</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85440/My-Jesus-Christ-Humps.html</link><description>When the Black Eyed Peas&#039; Fergie sung about her &quot;humps&quot;, she probably didn&#039;t think the song would be hijacked by the Creationists to make a song dissing evolution, but then again &quot;humps&quot; are God&#039;s finest creation. Praise be.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85440/My-Jesus-Christ-Humps.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85440.jpg</image><media:title>My Jesus Christ Humps</media:title><media:description>When the Black Eyed Peas&#039; Fergie sung about her &quot;humps&quot;, she probably didn&#039;t think the song would be hijacked by the Creationists to make a song dissing evolution, but then again &quot;humps&quot; are God&#039;s finest creation. 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Let him in you rotten heathen scum godammit!! That sort of talk won&#039;t bring anyone closer to their god. So how about if the message was rapped to you by Tamara Lowe? Converted yet? Thought not.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75315/Tamara-Lowe-Christ-Rap.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75315.jpg</image><media:title>Tamara Lowe Christ Rap</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/75315.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="102" height="540" width="360" /><media:description>Let Jeebus in your heart! Let him in you rotten heathen scum godammit!! That sort of talk won&#039;t bring anyone closer to their god. So how about if the message was rapped to you by Tamara Lowe? Converted yet? Thought not.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Tamara,Lowe,Christ,Rap</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75315.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Jesus Christ! Kill Him - PLEASE!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.html</link><description>What the hell is up with these bozos? They wanna be like Jesus H, then let&#039;s crucify them! Surely this is the final proof that God does not exist, otherwise why would he inflict this upon his children? A plague of flesh-eating zombies would&#039;ve been less cruel.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75049.jpg</image><media:title>Jesus Christ! 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