<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny crab - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny crab - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Giant Coconut Crab</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90323/The-Giant-Coconut-Crab.html</link><description>These beast isn&#039;t actually a crab even though it&#039;s called one, rather it&#039;s lobster, and it&#039;s the largest land-living crustacean in the world--but if you stumbled upon it when you weren&#039;t expecting it, it would put you off going on land forever.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90323/The-Giant-Coconut-Crab.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90323.jpg</image><media:title>The Giant Coconut Crab</media:title><media:description>These beast isn&#039;t actually a crab even though it&#039;s called one, rather it&#039;s lobster, and it&#039;s the largest land-living crustacean in the world--but if you stumbled upon it when you weren&#039;t expecting it, it would put you off going on land forever.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>The,Giant,Coconut,Crab</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90323.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>No Crab For You!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87266/No-Crab-For-You.html</link><description>This dude attempts to boil a crab for dinner but the little fella has other plans and makes his getaway after hitting the water. 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