<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny excuse - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny excuse - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Seems Like a Legit Excuse</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86065/Seems-Like-a-Legit-Excuse.html</link><description>What to do when your girlfriend walks in on you and you&#039;re naked in bed with a girl on top of you? Well, you could do worse then come up with the rambling tale this guy weaves. The only thing missing from its narrative is alien abduction.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86065/Seems-Like-a-Legit-Excuse.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86065.jpg</image><media:title>Seems Like a Legit Excuse</media:title><media:description>What to do when your girlfriend walks in on you and you&#039;re naked in bed with a girl on top of you? Well, you could do worse then come up with the rambling tale this guy weaves. The only thing missing from its narrative is alien abduction.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Seems,Like,Legit,Excuse</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86065.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Excuse Me. I&#039;m Robing You Sir!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80481/Excuse-Me-I-m-Robing-You-Sir.html</link><description>It&#039;s good to know that you can still be courteous to your victim while sticking up their store, masking the tragic indictment of the American welfare system as desperation forces a good man is to extreme measures. LOL!?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80481/Excuse-Me-I-m-Robing-You-Sir.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80481.jpg</image><media:title>Excuse Me. I&#039;m Robing You Sir!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s good to know that you can still be courteous to your victim while sticking up their store, masking the tragic indictment of the American welfare system as desperation forces a good man is to extreme measures. 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We’d find ourselves with not much to do but watch pr0n and, well, watch more pr0n. Not such a bad existence. 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