<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny ftw - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny ftw - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 19 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Protest Signs FTW</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94372/Protest-Signs-FTW.html</link><description>It&#039;s just like Brando in &#039;The Wild Ones&#039; - &quot;What are you protesting?&quot; Reply: &quot;Whatcha got?&quot; Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. 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Then do the decent thing and buy them a drink, and start all over again.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93152/FTW-How-To-Win-A-Bar-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93152.jpg</image><media:title>FTW: How To Win A Bar Fight</media:title><media:description>Mike Capes walks you through everything you need to know to win a gentlemanly bar fight. Hit them early, hard and with the right part of your fist. 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But people can&#039;t help being impressed by the fact that she had the balls to do this!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89845/Drunk-Girl-Cliff-Dive-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89845.jpg</image><media:title>Drunk Girl Cliff Dive FTW!</media:title><media:description>You see kids, this is why you should drink excessive amounts of alcohol. It gives you the courage to do stupid things that may get you killed. But people can&#039;t help being impressed by the fact that she had the balls to do this!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Drunk,Girl,Cliff,Dive,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89845.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>FTW: How To Win A Bar Fight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87126/FTW-How-To-Win-A-Bar-Fight.html</link><description>Mike Capes walks you through everything you need to know to win a gentlemanly bar fight. Hit them early, hard and with the right part of your fist. Then do the decent thing and buy them a drink, and start all over again.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87126/FTW-How-To-Win-A-Bar-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87126.jpg</image><media:title>FTW: How To Win A Bar Fight</media:title><media:description>Mike Capes walks you through everything you need to know to win a gentlemanly bar fight. Hit them early, hard and with the right part of your fist. 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Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85113/Protest-Signs-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85113.jpg</image><media:title>Protest Signs FTW</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s just like Brando in &#039;The Wild Ones&#039; - &quot;What are you protesting?&quot; Reply: &quot;Whatcha got?&quot; Sometimes you have to take a slightly humorous approach to really get the message across. Sometimes you just wanna protest and have fun.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Protest,Signs,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85113.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Flare Surfing FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83494/Flare-Surfing-FTW.html</link><description>When you go surfing in the day you&#039;ve got plenty of light, but when you go at night, well, you only have the moon. And sometimes, that&#039;s just not enough, so bring out the flares. Plus it looks pretty rad too.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83494/Flare-Surfing-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83494.jpg</image><media:title>Flare Surfing FTW!</media:title><media:description>When you go surfing in the day you&#039;ve got plenty of light, but when you go at night, well, you only have the moon. And sometimes, that&#039;s just not enough, so bring out the flares. 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It&#039;s still in the early stages of development but they aren&#039;t that difficult to make. You simply attach some wheels and a scooter engine to a crate of beer.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Beer,Scooter,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83317.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Cat Laser Bowling FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82715/Cat-Laser-Bowling-FTW.html</link><description>Quite possibly the best pet video of all time. It combines two of the planet&#039;s greatest things, cats chasing laser pens and bowling. 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These girls give their American counterparts some seriously hot competition &amp; make it difficult to keep your mind on the game. &#039;Back in the USSR&#039; - The Beatles knew what they were singing about.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82241/Russian-Cheerleaders-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82241.jpg</image><media:title>Russian Cheerleaders FTW!</media:title><media:description>In Russia, sport cheers cheerleaders ! 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Total WTF!?!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82216/Vajayjay-Racing-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82216.jpg</image><media:title>Vajayjay Racing FTW!</media:title><media:description>Does.Not.Compute...Forget &#039;Fast &amp; The Furious 5&#039; this is the kind of racing you&#039;d bet your &#039;pink&#039; slips for! Only in Japan would they come up with a crazy contest that swapped laying rubber for a snail trail instead. 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He&#039;s obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Ninja,Turtle,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82188.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Turf Dancing In The Rain FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82164/Turf-Dancing-In-The-Rain-FTW.html</link><description>Down in the hood on MacArthur &amp; 90th it&#039;s raining cats, dogs, and the cops are staying in their cars eating donuts - It&#039;s time for the homies who dance absurdly well to come out to play - What can I say except this is one hell of a storm.....</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82164/Turf-Dancing-In-The-Rain-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82164.jpg</image><media:title>Turf Dancing In The Rain FTW!</media:title><media:description>Down in the hood on MacArthur &amp; 90th it&#039;s raining cats, dogs, and the cops are staying in their cars eating donuts - It&#039;s time for the homies who dance absurdly well to come out to play - What can I say except this is one hell of a storm.....</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Turf,Dancing,The,Rain,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82164.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Flaming Crotch FTW!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82080/Flaming-Crotch-FTW.html</link><description>Only a true ninja sets their crotch on fire, it takes great skill, finesse, aptitude and flammable pants. 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