<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny hold - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny hold - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Comcast Customer Put on Hold Forever</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93605/Comcast-Customer-Put-on-Hold-Forever.html</link><description>able company Comcast certainly know how to treat their customers like crap, just look at how they dealt with this guy, on hold for for three hours until a recorded message told him the place had closed. 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