<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny implants - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny implants - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Breast Implants On A Dude - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80015/Breast-Implants-On-A-Dude-WTF.html</link><description>Not only has he spent some serious years in a gym, he&#039;s also spent serious $$$ on some implants, all for the ladies. Seriously! What kind of chicks does this DIY douchebag think he&#039;s gonna attract with a physique real men weep?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80015/Breast-Implants-On-A-Dude-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80015.jpg</image><media:title>Breast Implants On A Dude - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>Not only has he spent some serious years in a gym, he&#039;s also spent serious $$$ on some implants, all for the ladies. Seriously! What kind of chicks does this DIY douchebag think he&#039;s gonna attract with a physique real men weep?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Breast,Implants,Dude,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80015.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>&quot;My Implants Fell Out!&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74623/My-Implants-Fell-Out.html</link><description>It&#039;s a familiar story of a woman wanting to become a glamour model, spending £3000 on a FF breast job, then her nipples give way to 5 pounds of silicon. Now she&#039;s got bewbs that look like wrinkly nutsacks. We live and learn.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74623/My-Implants-Fell-Out.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74623.jpg</image><media:title>&quot;My Implants Fell Out!&quot;</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s a familiar story of a woman wanting to become a glamour model, spending £3000 on a FF breast job, then her nipples give way to 5 pounds of silicon. Now she&#039;s got bewbs that look like wrinkly nutsacks. We live and learn.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Implants,Fell,Out</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74623.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:44:23 -0500</pubDate><title>Bionic Contacts: Soon you&#039;ll be seeing like Geordi</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63361/Bionic-Contacts-Soon-you-ll-be-seeing-like-Geordi.html</link><description>That&#039;s right, star trek technology is almost upon us, and it&#039;s damn cool.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63361/Bionic-Contacts-Soon-you-ll-be-seeing-like-Geordi.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63361.jpg</image><media:title>Bionic Contacts: Soon you&#039;ll be seeing like Geordi</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/63361.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="87" height="240" width="180" /><media:description>That&#039;s right, star trek technology is almost upon us, and it&#039;s damn cool.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>eyes,bionic,implants,vision</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63361.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:00:18 -0500</pubDate><title>Looks may fade</title><link>http://www.abum.com/9929/Looks-may-fade.html</link><description>but implants are forever</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-9929/Looks-may-fade.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9929.jpg</image><media:title>Looks may fade</media:title><media:description>but implants are forever</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>boobs,gross,implants,old</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/9929.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>