<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny kills - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny kills - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Peter Griffin Impersonator Kills It</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93467/Peter-Griffin-Impersonator-Kills-It.html</link><description>At the 2014 Allentown Comic Con a cosplay contest was judged by celebrity cosplayer Riki Lecotey. To keep the crowd entertained they asked a spot-on Peter Griffin cosplayer to take the mic &amp; he KILLED it!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93467/Peter-Griffin-Impersonator-Kills-It.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93467.jpg</image><media:title>Peter Griffin Impersonator Kills It</media:title><media:description>At the 2014 Allentown Comic Con a cosplay contest was judged by celebrity cosplayer Riki Lecotey. To keep the crowd entertained they asked a spot-on Peter Griffin cosplayer to take the mic &amp; he KILLED it!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Peter,Griffin,Impersonator,Kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93467.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Robert Downey Jr Sings With Sting And Kills It</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92257/Robert-Downey-Jr-Sings-With-Sting-And-Kills-It.html</link><description>Most actors can probably lay down some lyrics as part of their luvvie skillset, but it&#039;s the way Iron Man sings that really impresses, kind of like Sting but in a lower register.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92257/Robert-Downey-Jr-Sings-With-Sting-And-Kills-It.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92257.jpg</image><media:title>Robert Downey Jr Sings With Sting And Kills It</media:title><media:description>Most actors can probably lay down some lyrics as part of their luvvie skillset, but it&#039;s the way Iron Man sings that really impresses, kind of like Sting but in a lower register.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Robert,Downey,Sings,With,Sting,And,Kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92257.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Japanese Giraffe Kills Ailing Senior</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90079/Japanese-Giraffe-Kills-Ailing-Senior.html</link><description>Um, OK, all you really need to know here is that this is a Japanese commercial so the WTF factor is way up there in the atmosphere looking down. It&#039;s got something to do with a guy in a giraffe costume and something or other.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90079/Japanese-Giraffe-Kills-Ailing-Senior.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90079.jpg</image><media:title>Japanese Giraffe Kills Ailing Senior</media:title><media:description>Um, OK, all you really need to know here is that this is a Japanese commercial so the WTF factor is way up there in the atmosphere looking down. It&#039;s got something to do with a guy in a giraffe costume and something or other.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Japanese,Giraffe,Kills,Ailing,Senior</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90079.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Smoking Kills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89068/Smoking-Kills.html</link><description>Smoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I&#039;m not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he&#039;s playing video-games, but he&#039;s in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89068/Smoking-Kills.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89068.jpg</image><media:title>Smoking Kills</media:title><media:description>Smoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I&#039;m not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he&#039;s playing video-games, but he&#039;s in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Smoking,Kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89068.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Apple kills Star Trek</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88496/Apple-kills-Star-Trek.html</link><description>Apple are really going for it after they won that patent war with Samsung, now they&#039;re taking out Star Trek TNG, the monsters! Can Picard and his crew survive the dastardly attack from the technology giant? No, no they can&#039;t.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88496/Apple-kills-Star-Trek.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88496.jpg</image><media:title>Apple kills Star Trek</media:title><media:description>Apple are really going for it after they won that patent war with Samsung, now they&#039;re taking out Star Trek TNG, the monsters! Can Picard and his crew survive the dastardly attack from the technology giant? No, no they can&#039;t.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Apple,kills,Star,Trek</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88496.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80749/Thom-Yorke-Kills-Justin-Bieber.html</link><description>It&#039;s not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber&#039;s getting. Thom&#039;s tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn&#039;t quite worked. The only option was to kill.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80749/Thom-Yorke-Kills-Justin-Bieber.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80749.jpg</image><media:title>Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber&#039;s getting. Thom&#039;s tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn&#039;t quite worked. The only option was to kill.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Thom,Yorke,Kills,Justin,Bieber</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80749.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Love KILLS!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79860/Love-KILLS.html</link><description>All the best love stories have a tragic ending and this thirty second love story is no exception. Unlike Romeo and Juliet though, these two star crossed lovers were driven apart by an application of inferior inferior wig adhesive. Wait, WTF?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79860/Love-KILLS.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79860.jpg</image><media:title>Love KILLS!</media:title><media:description>All the best love stories have a tragic ending and this thirty second love story is no exception. Unlike Romeo and Juliet though, these two star crossed lovers were driven apart by an application of inferior inferior wig adhesive. 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Or removed the stuff that&#039;s blocking the exits? This quick fire game will throw plenty of challenges at you thick and fast. Get ready to pit your wit against the &#039;Rapid Fire&#039; game!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Fire,Kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69944.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Fedor Kills Arlovski</title><link>http://www.abum.com/69403/Fedor-Kills-Arlovski.html</link><description>Not a Single fighter has ever been able to stop Fedor.  Will Anyone?  Last night Arlovski had a superb chance and blew it by trying to throw a flying knee. Fedor countered by crushing him with a right hand that knocked the former UFC champ unconscious.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69403/Fedor-Kills-Arlovski.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69403.jpg</image><media:title>Fedor Kills Arlovski</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/69403.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="159" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Not a Single fighter has ever been able to stop Fedor.  Will Anyone?  Last night Arlovski had a superb chance and blew it by trying to throw a flying knee. 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Make sure you finish the job!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4472/Smoking-Kills.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4472.jpg</image><media:title>Smoking Kills</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/4472.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="31" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Guys. Make sure you finish the job!!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>smoking,kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4472.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>Smoking Kills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3298/Smoking-Kills.html</link><description>This is so wrong, but you can’t help laughing at it.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3298/Smoking-Kills.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3298.jpg</image><media:title>Smoking Kills</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/3298.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="31" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This is so wrong, but you can’t help laughing at it.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>smoking,kills</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3298.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>