<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny next - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny next - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Next Gen SSD Cards Turn Into Robots</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93801/Next-Gen-SSD-Cards-Turn-Into-Robots.html</link><description>Get Will Smith on the phone quick because I, Robot has just taken one step closer to becoming reality, the next gen of SSD cards has arrived and can travel the world at incredible speeds and charm the pants of any woman.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93801/Next-Gen-SSD-Cards-Turn-Into-Robots.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93801.jpg</image><media:title>Next Gen SSD Cards Turn Into Robots</media:title><media:description>Get Will Smith on the phone quick because I, Robot has just taken one step closer to becoming reality, the next gen of SSD cards has arrived and can travel the world at incredible speeds and charm the pants of any woman.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Next,Gen,SSD,Cards,Turn,Into,Robots</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93801.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Next Rory McIlroy: 3yr Old Golfer</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91614/Next-Rory-McIlroy-3yr-Old-Golfer.html</link><description>Three year old kid chips shots into his play house like a total pro — Rory you&#039;d better watch out.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91614/Next-Rory-McIlroy-3yr-Old-Golfer.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91614.jpg</image><media:title>Next Rory McIlroy: 3yr Old Golfer</media:title><media:description>Three year old kid chips shots into his play house like a total pro — Rory you&#039;d better watch out.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Next,Rory,McIlroy,3yr,Old,Golfer</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91614.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Next Stop -- Hand-Bra Heaven</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90989/Next-Stop-Hand-Bra-Heaven.html</link><description>It&#039;s time for a sumptuous helping of hand-assisted-asset maidens and their ongoing quest to discover the joys of -- themselves - With friends &amp; strangers all lending a helping hand to, what is a seriously fun occasion, any time of day or night.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90989/Next-Stop-Hand-Bra-Heaven.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90989.jpg</image><media:title>Next Stop -- Hand-Bra Heaven</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s time for a sumptuous helping of hand-assisted-asset maidens and their ongoing quest to discover the joys of -- themselves - With friends &amp; strangers all lending a helping hand to, what is a seriously fun occasion, any time of day or night.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Next,Stop,Hand-Bra,Heaven</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90989.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Next Extreme Sport</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90550/The-Next-Extreme-Sport.html</link><description>Forget skateboarding, base-jumping, wing suits, or anything lame like that - this is the next danger sport taking the nation by storm. 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