<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny ninja - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny ninja - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Guy Totally Nails Ninja Warrior</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94535/Guy-Totally-Nails-Ninja-Warrior.html</link><description>Toby Segar brings his expert parkour talents to the Ninja Warrior course and nails the heck out of it. 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Two Japanese schoolgirls in the city of Atami, start shooting a video of each other on their smartphones and then, before you know it, they’re leaping off rooftops and backflipping like ninjas.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93475/Epic-Japanese-Ninja-Schoolgirls.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93475.jpg</image><media:title>Epic Japanese Ninja Schoolgirls</media:title><media:description>Is this sh#t for real, how the hell did they do it? 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