http://www.abum.com/Funny omg - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2026Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comFri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85139/OMG-It-s-Luke.htmlThis poor fat guy, he's so excited to get his Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader lightsabers, but that's what his downfall was, the excitement. If he'd have acted all cool, instead of dancing about like an overexcited child, none of this would've happened.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85139/OMG-It-s-Luke.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85139.jpgOMG It's Luke!This poor fat guy, he's so excited to get his Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader lightsabers, but that's what his downfall was, the excitement. If he'd have acted all cool, instead of dancing about like an overexcited child, none of this would've happened.FunnyOMG,Its,LukeFri, 24 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/79645/Flying-Penguins-OMG.htmlXmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOLFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79645/Flying-Penguins-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79645.jpgFlying Penguins OMGXmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOLFunnyFlying,Penguins,OMGMon, 06 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/79311/Extreme-Mountain-Walk-OMG.htmlMountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-79311/Extreme-Mountain-Walk-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79311.jpgExtreme Mountain Walk - OMG!Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?How ToExtreme,Mountain,Walk,OMGWed, 10 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/78817/Twilight-Obession-OMG.htmlWell, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78817/Twilight-Obession-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78817.jpgTwilight Obession - OMG!Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months, although her blood might be a bit fatty.FunnyTwilight,Obession,OMGSun, 31 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78630/Motherly-Love-OMG.htmlWell this is what you might call a nightmare situation, it's great for moms to be caring and everything but there are limits, and who wants your mom to see you in the buff, especially when you're aroused, it's just too Oedipal. LOLFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78630/Motherly-Love-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78630.jpgMotherly Love - OMG!Well this is what you might call a nightmare situation, it's great for moms to be caring and everything but there are limits, and who wants your mom to see you in the buff, especially when you're aroused, it's just too Oedipal. LOLFunnyMotherly,Love,OMGThu, 28 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78571/Bad-Vet-OMG.htmlI feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, but the pet's owner has no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78571/Bad-Vet-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78571.jpgBad Vet - OMG!I feel so sorry for this man. He’s such a nice chap, but the pet's owner has no grip on reality. Well, get a grip on singed canine hair and the smell of smouldering dog flesh. Breath it in. And never ring that Vet again.FunnyBad,Vet,OMGTue, 26 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78548/The-Never-Ending-Crash-OMG.htmlSmashing crapped-out old cars into each other for the sake of entertainment is riddled with danger - This is pretty damn epic, but the guy filming pretty much jizzed in his pants while he watched awesome crash-fest. Banger racing rules.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78548/The-Never-Ending-Crash-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78548.jpgThe Never Ending Crash - OMG!Smashing crapped-out old cars into each other for the sake of entertainment is riddled with danger - This is pretty damn epic, but the guy filming pretty much jizzed in his pants while he watched awesome crash-fest. Banger racing rules.EntertainmentThe,Never,Ending,Crash,OMGTue, 26 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78532/Urban-Trial-Biking-OMG.htmlThis is Fred Crosset, a man who isn't afraid to ride a Scrambler Motorcycle across an urban landscape, casually jumping on the top of buses and riding along the roof, generally causing a ruckus - until the cops turn up.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78532/Urban-Trial-Biking-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78532.jpgUrban Trial Biking - OMG!This is Fred Crosset, a man who isn't afraid to ride a Scrambler Motorcycle across an urban landscape, casually jumping on the top of buses and riding along the roof, generally causing a ruckus - until the cops turn up.EntertainmentUrban,Trial,Biking,OMGSun, 10 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78252/Zombie-Boot-Camp-OMG.htmlFor all you flesh-eating, organ-munching, human-devouring undead out there, you need to shape up gods dammit! What sort of a terrifying walking dead do you call yourselves? I bet you couldn't even suck an eyeball through a lower intestine!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78252/Zombie-Boot-Camp-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78252.jpgZombie Boot Camp _ OMG!For all you flesh-eating, organ-munching, human-devouring undead out there, you need to shape up gods dammit! What sort of a terrifying walking dead do you call yourselves? I bet you couldn't even suck an eyeball through a lower intestine!FunnyZombie,Boot,Camp,OMGMon, 04 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78144/Rotor-Burns-Until-It-Explodes-OMG.htmlPrepare to witness what happens after you have dropped your car off at the garage for a minor problem - "No you're right. I definitely need a new rotor. I mean, I came in for an oil change, but whatever!" - OMFG!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78144/Rotor-Burns-Until-It-Explodes-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78144.jpgRotor Burns Until It Explodes _ OMG!Prepare to witness what happens after you have dropped your car off at the garage for a minor problem - "No you're right. I definitely need a new rotor. I mean, I came in for an oil change, but whatever!" - OMFG!EntertainmentRotor,Burns,Until,Explodes,OMGThu, 30 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78079/Knocked-Out-COLD-OMG.html"OK NOW YOU PUNCH ME!", quite possibly the greatest last-words ever spoken before getting knocked out of all time & space by your best buddy. Next time you have a 'hit-off' competition get in some training - Good work puny guy you RULE!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78079/Knocked-Out-COLD-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78079.jpgKnocked Out COLD - OMG!"OK NOW YOU PUNCH ME!", quite possibly the greatest last-words ever spoken before getting knocked out of all time & space by your best buddy. Next time you have a 'hit-off' competition get in some training - Good work puny guy you RULE!FunnyKnocked,Out,COLD,OMGSun, 19 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77849/INSANE-Plane-To-Plane-Skydive-OMG.htmlDude. Sweet. The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-77849/INSANE-Plane-To-Plane-Skydive-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77849.jpgINSANE Plane-To-Plane Skydive - OMG!Dude. Sweet. The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.How ToINSANE,Plane-To-Plane,Skydive,OMGWed, 15 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77777/Tough-Guy-Cries-For-Mom-On-Slingshot-OMG.htmlWhen the going gets tough...the tough cry like a little baby for their momma!I reckon in this case his mother is just crying - Of shame! - If there was a chance you would be THIS scared on a fairground ride would you even think about going on - WTF!?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77777/Tough-Guy-Cries-For-Mom-On-Slingshot-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77777.jpgTough Guy Cries For Mom On Slingshot - OMG!When the going gets tough...the tough cry like a little baby for their momma!I reckon in this case his mother is just crying - Of shame! - If there was a chance you would be THIS scared on a fairground ride would you even think about going on - WTF!?!FunnyTough,Guy,Cries,For,Mom,Slingshot,OMGWed, 15 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77774/Line-Drive-to-Face-OMG.htmlDude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77774/Line-Drive-to-Face-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77774.jpgLine Drive to Face - OMG!Dude, nobody expected you to take 'Keep your eye on the ball' literally. It just means 'pay attention,' which, ironically, would have prevented this.FunnyLine,Drive,Face,OMGSat, 11 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77692/NOT-For-The-Faint-Hearted-OMG.htmlOh – my – EYES!!! Why do people do this?? Warning, this is definitely not for people with a weak heart, high moral standards or anybody still trying to digest lunch cos you'll want to heave - That's it, I'm off to puke!!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77692/NOT-For-The-Faint-Hearted-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77692.jpgNOT For The Faint Hearted - OMG!Oh – my – EYES!!! Why do people do this?? Warning, this is definitely not for people with a weak heart, high moral standards or anybody still trying to digest lunch cos you'll want to heave - That's it, I'm off to puke!!FunnyNOT,For,The,Faint,Hearted,OMGThu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77673/City-Of-Garbage-OMG.htmlManshiet Nasser is a strange community in Cairo, Egypt. People call this place The City of Garbage because tons of trash come here from all over the capital of Egypt. The most unusual thing about this place is that people actually live here.Peoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-77673/City-Of-Garbage-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77673.jpgCity Of Garbage - OMG!Manshiet Nasser is a strange community in Cairo, Egypt. People call this place The City of Garbage because tons of trash come here from all over the capital of Egypt. The most unusual thing about this place is that people actually live here.PeopleCity,Garbage,OMGTue, 07 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77635/Dumb-Dude-Falls-Through-Roof-OMG.htmlWhen you are going to do something dumb you may as well do it in style - I would much rather fall through a roof then take a swim in that toxic looking water.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77635/Dumb-Dude-Falls-Through-Roof-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77635.jpgDumb Dude Falls Through Roof - OMG!When you are going to do something dumb you may as well do it in style - I would much rather fall through a roof then take a swim in that toxic looking water.FunnyDumb,Dude,Falls,Through,Roof,OMGMon, 06 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77610/Cute-Chick-But-STRANGE-Eating-Habits-OMG.htmlMeh, this is nothing, I eat about 10 of these for breakfast followed by a brunch of foetal mice dipped in the juice of a 1000 crushed weevils & the plucked hair of 35 tarantulas. If I'm still hungry I'll sink to a Denny's club sandwich.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77610/Cute-Chick-But-STRANGE-Eating-Habits-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77610.jpgCute Chick But STRANGE Eating Habits - OMG!Meh, this is nothing, I eat about 10 of these for breakfast followed by a brunch of foetal mice dipped in the juice of a 1000 crushed weevils & the plucked hair of 35 tarantulas. If I'm still hungry I'll sink to a Denny's club sandwich.EntertainmentCute,Chick,But,STRANGE,Eating,Habits,OMGFri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77548/Dirty-Fat-Dancing-Girl-OMG.htmlThis is at the Notting Hill Carnival in London, UK. As you can see it only attracts a very classy type of sophisticated lady - Or not!? - If I saw this while I was at a carnival, I'd man the goddamn harpoons & shoot to kill...'Thar she blows!!!!'Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77548/Dirty-Fat-Dancing-Girl-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77548.jpgDirty Fat Dancing Girl - OMG :(This is at the Notting Hill Carnival in London, UK. As you can see it only attracts a very classy type of sophisticated lady - Or not!? - If I saw this while I was at a carnival, I'd man the goddamn harpoons & shoot to kill...'Thar she blows!!!!'FunnyDirty,Fat,Dancing,Girl,OMGWed, 25 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77364/100-MPH-Car-Crash-OMG.htmlA dash-cam captures a speeding car tearing down the middle of a highway and disintegrating on impact with the underpass - It was caught on camera by a guy whos' other home videos now seem even more boring.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77364/100-MPH-Car-Crash-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77364.jpg100 MPH Car Crash - OMG!A dash-cam captures a speeding car tearing down the middle of a highway and disintegrating on impact with the underpass - It was caught on camera by a guy whos' other home videos now seem even more boring.Entertainment100,MPH,Car,Crash,OMG