<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny please - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny please - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>South Park Please Drink Responsibly</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93941/South-Park-Please-Drink-Responsibly.html</link><description>The hilarious spoof commercial featured on the “Freemium Isn’t Free” episode, which satirized the not-so free-to-play mobile games designed to swindle the masses for cash.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93941/South-Park-Please-Drink-Responsibly.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93941.jpg</image><media:title>South Park Please Drink Responsibly</media:title><media:description>The hilarious spoof commercial featured on the “Freemium Isn’t Free” episode, which satirized the not-so free-to-play mobile games designed to swindle the masses for cash.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>South,Park,Please,Drink,Responsibly</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93941.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>No Sex Please, We’re Japanese</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92521/No-Sex-Please-We-re-Japanese.html</link><description>Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? Why, the nerds of course and their virtual girlfriends.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92521/No-Sex-Please-We-re-Japanese.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92521.jpg</image><media:title>No Sex Please, We’re Japanese</media:title><media:description>Japan’s population could shrink by a third in 40 years because they’re not having enough bambinos—and who’s to blame? 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This wrestler asks for somebody to throw him a chair, which was his first mistake, at which point about 200 chairs come flying in.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83791/Please-Throw-Me-a-Chair.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83791.jpg</image><media:title>Please Throw Me a Chair!</media:title><media:description>Be careful what you ask for, especially if you&#039;re a pro wrestler &amp; you have an unruly crowd watching you perform. This wrestler asks for somebody to throw him a chair, which was his first mistake, at which point about 200 chairs come flying in.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Please,Throw,Chair</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83791.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Please Make My Dreams Come True....</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83694/Please-Make-My-Dreams-Come-True.html</link><description>Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83694/Please-Make-My-Dreams-Come-True.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83694.jpg</image><media:title>Please Make My Dreams Come True....</media:title><media:description>Currently one of my favourite dreams, two girls meet across a crowded room, move towards each other, remove any unwanted clothing and then lock lips and swap saliva - it usually ends with both them offering to make me a sammich!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Please,Make,Dreams,Come,True</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83694.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>New Pants Please!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83591/New-Pants-Please.html</link><description>Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. 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PLEASE Taze Me Bro!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79304/Bro-PLEASE-Taze-Me-Bro.html</link><description>One must question the sanity, or lack of it, of any individual who actually volunteers to be a Guinny Pig for testing out the latest in taser technology. Apparently the guys think that you just haven&#039;t lived until you&#039;ve been zapped near to death - WTF?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79304/Bro-PLEASE-Taze-Me-Bro.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79304.jpg</image><media:title>Bro... PLEASE Taze Me Bro!</media:title><media:description>One must question the sanity, or lack of it, of any individual who actually volunteers to be a Guinny Pig for testing out the latest in taser technology. 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Ultimate footage!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77938/Please-DON-T-Watch-This.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77938.jpg</image><media:title>Please DON&#039;T Watch This :(</media:title><media:description>Kids, you kinda love them and you kinda wanna kill them depending on the circumstances - But don&#039;t despair, it&#039;s all good because karma will get them all in the end - The more annoying they are, the better the owned! 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PLEASE Taze Me Bro!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75562/Bro-PLEASE-Taze-Me-Bro.html</link><description>One must question the sanity, or lack of it, of any individual who actually volunteers to be a Guinny Pig for testing out the latest in taser technology. Apparently the guys think that you just haven&#039;t lived until you&#039;ve been zapped near to death - WTF?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75562/Bro-PLEASE-Taze-Me-Bro.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75562.jpg</image><media:title>Bro... PLEASE Taze Me Bro!</media:title><media:description>One must question the sanity, or lack of it, of any individual who actually volunteers to be a Guinny Pig for testing out the latest in taser technology. 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