<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny retard - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny retard - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Lake Jumping Retard</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92978/Lake-Jumping-Retard.html</link><description>You could practice this for years and years and still never pull this off - He missed the take off but managed to make it to the water anyway.I guess you could say that&#039;s a skill in itself really.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92978/Lake-Jumping-Retard.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92978.jpg</image><media:title>Lake Jumping Retard</media:title><media:description>You could practice this for years and years and still never pull this off - He missed the take off but managed to make it to the water anyway.I guess you could say that&#039;s a skill in itself really.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Lake,Jumping,Retard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92978.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Lake Jumping Retard</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88003/Lake-Jumping-Retard.html</link><description>You could practice this for years and years and still never pull this off - He missed the take off but managed to make it to the water anyway.I guess you could say thats a skill in itself really.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88003/Lake-Jumping-Retard.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88003.jpg</image><media:title>Lake Jumping Retard</media:title><media:description>You could practice this for years and years and still never pull this off - He missed the take off but managed to make it to the water anyway.I guess you could say thats a skill in itself really.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Lake,Jumping,Retard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88003.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Retard Test</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78824/Retard-Test.html</link><description>OK, listen carefully here! If you don&#039;t watch this video, you&#039;re retarded. And if you have ever fallen for any of these tests then you are retarded too. Come to think of it, if you DO watch this video you are a retard too - It&#039;s a cruel world - LMAO!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78824/Retard-Test.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78824.jpg</image><media:title>Retard Test</media:title><media:description>OK, listen carefully here! If you don&#039;t watch this video, you&#039;re retarded. And if you have ever fallen for any of these tests then you are retarded too. Come to think of it, if you DO watch this video you are a retard too - It&#039;s a cruel world - LMAO!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Retard,Test</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78824.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Soccer Fans</title><link>http://www.abum.com/70548/Soccer-Fans.html</link><description>Proving that all soccer fans are pants-on-head retarded Ralph Wiggum-alikes.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70548/Soccer-Fans.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70548.jpg</image><media:title>Soccer Fans</media:title><media:description>Proving that all soccer fans are pants-on-head retarded Ralph Wiggum-alikes.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>soccer,fan,funny,ralph,wiggum,wtf,weird,retard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70548.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>This is what you get when idiots get on the internet</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56001/This-is-what-you-get-when-idiots-get-on-the-internet.html</link><description>Why anyone would record themselves dancing like this is beyond me</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56001/This-is-what-you-get-when-idiots-get-on-the-internet.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56001.jpg</image><media:title>This is what you get when idiots get on the internet</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/56001.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="15" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Why anyone would record themselves dancing like this is beyond me</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>stupid,dance,slut,retard,idiot</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56001.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Evolution Explained</title><link>http://www.abum.com/54643/Evolution-Explained.html</link><description>Mrs Garrison lays it all out, how everyone evolved from retard fish.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54643/Evolution-Explained.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54643.jpg</image><media:title>Evolution Explained</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/54643.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="62" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Mrs Garrison lays it all out, how everyone evolved from retard fish.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>fish,evolve,retard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54643.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How retards kiss</title><link>http://www.abum.com/54593/How-retards-kiss.html</link><description>The only retards here at the ones in the video.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54593/How-retards-kiss.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54593.jpg</image><media:title>How retards kiss</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/54593.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="34" height="304" width="240" /><media:description>The only retards here at the ones in the video.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>retard,stupid,kiss,idiots</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54593.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:00:12 -0500</pubDate><title>Monster Shark</title><link>http://www.abum.com/42283/Monster-Shark.html</link><description>This may be scary to some, but to me it looks like the dunce of all sharks</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-42283/Monster-Shark.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/42283.jpg</image><media:title>Monster Shark</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/42283.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This may be scary to some, but to me it looks like the dunce of all sharks</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>gills,retard,scary,shark,stupid</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/42283.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:00:09 -0400</pubDate><title>Dancing Retard</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4893/Dancing-Retard.html</link><description>HAHA. Look at this retard Dance. I want everyone to submit their dancing retard videos!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4893/Dancing-Retard.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4893.jpg</image><media:title>Dancing Retard</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/4893.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="27" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>HAHA. Look at this retard Dance. I want everyone to submit their dancing retard videos!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>dancing,retard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4893.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Retard Gary Fights the Flu</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3533/Retard-Gary-Fights-the-Flu.html</link><description>Will Gary Fight the Big Old Nasty Flu?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3533/Retard-Gary-Fights-the-Flu.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3533.jpg</image><media:title>Retard Gary Fights the Flu</media:title><media:description>Will Gary Fight the Big Old Nasty Flu?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>retard,gary,fights,flu</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3533.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>