<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny simulator - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny simulator - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Autoblow: Robotic Blowjob Simulator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93073/Autoblow-Robotic-Blowjob-Simulator.html</link><description>Is it April 1st already again? This is crowdfunding working for the people, so get behind (or in front) of this much-needed &quot;powerfully realistic electronic male pleasure machine&quot; and congtribute to it&#039;s Indiegogo campaign—who knows, you might even get to be a, ahem, master beta tester.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93073/Autoblow-Robotic-Blowjob-Simulator.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93073.jpg</image><media:title>Autoblow: Robotic Blowjob Simulator</media:title><media:description>Is it April 1st already again? 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