<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny toddler - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny toddler - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Dinosaur Vs. Toddler</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87143/Dinosaur-Vs-Toddler.html</link><description>Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder&#039;s ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. Place your bets!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87143/Dinosaur-Vs-Toddler.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87143.jpg</image><media:title>Dinosaur Vs. Toddler</media:title><media:description>Sounds like a no-brainer, right? A dinosaur would kick a todder&#039;s ass anyday, but the dinosaur in question is animatronic and rooted to the spot, just to even the playing field a little. 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Instead of filming your child repeatedly dunk his head in the toilet, how about putting the video camera down &amp; going over there to stop him putting his face in a stranger&#039;s urine.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81482/Toddler-Toilet-Trouble.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81482.jpg</image><media:title>Toddler Toilet Trouble</media:title><media:description>Um, a slight word of advice. 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Replace her training wheels with a spoiler, paint it an obnoxiously bright green, fit the bike with some neons and she&#039;s set for life!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80351/Tokyo-Drift-Toddler.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80351.jpg</image><media:title>Tokyo Drift Toddler</media:title><media:description>Only 7 years old and already she is waay cooler than me. 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