<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny traffic - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny traffic - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Driving into a Traffic Jam</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90735/Driving-into-a-Traffic-Jam.html</link><description>This is a pretty cavalier thing to do, driving at over 100mph straight into a tunnel full of stationary traffic -- and they pay the cost for attempting such madness. Although, it could&#039;ve turned out a lot worse than it did.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90735/Driving-into-a-Traffic-Jam.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90735.jpg</image><media:title>Driving into a Traffic Jam</media:title><media:description>This is a pretty cavalier thing to do, driving at over 100mph straight into a tunnel full of stationary traffic -- and they pay the cost for attempting such madness. 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That way, when you get pulled by the cops, you can make sure something like this happens.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90210/Talking-Hamster-Mimics-Traffic-Cop.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90210.jpg</image><media:title>Talking Hamster Mimics Traffic Cop</media:title><media:description>Note to everybody: next time you go joyriding, make sure you take a smart talking hamster that can mimic anything it hears along with you. 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Now here&#039;s some science to explain it!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63791/How-traffic-jams-occur.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63791.jpg</image><media:title>How traffic jams occur</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/63791.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="40" height="300" width="240" /><media:description>Everyone&#039;s been caught in a traffic jam, wondering how the hell it happened. 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today</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-41848/Bad-Traffic-Jam.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/41848.jpg</image><media:title>Bad Traffic Jam</media:title><media:description>These guys shouldn&#039;t have gone out driving today</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>crash,jam,traffic</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/41848.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:00:02 -0500</pubDate><title>Lots Of Traffic</title><link>http://www.abum.com/29843/Lots-Of-Traffic.html</link><description>This is a city you&#039;ll be wanting to walk around in.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-29843/Lots-Of-Traffic.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/29843.jpg</image><media:title>Lots Of 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